My mate Emma hasn’t changed, we had a great weeknd just blathering.
And I finally got the whole story of how my brother Graeme proposed to Vicky (his romantic plans scuppered by her not realising he wanted her alone!).

Full greasey imprint of a pigeoun on the patio window - head, breast, wing edges.it sat for half an hour recovering
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Lorna, the best painter in Scotland, rang me up to see if I could do some painting jobs for her (not really – away/ busy already!) and invited me to volunteer for the Glasgow taxi-drivers Day Out at Troon.

BatMobile & The only gay in the Village taxi parade, at Glasgow Taxis Drivers Charity Big Day Out, Troon
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I can recall this from primary school – it started after the war, when 3 taxis took sick kids from hospital to the beach for a day, and has grown to a huge charity event. I drove down (3 hours in torrential rain – only lightened by the guy controlling the road-works traffic lights on Loch Lomond being dressed in a fake Tam O Shanter & wig) to find blazing sunshine by 11 am! We set up (Lorna, her young daughter, balloon-twisting husband, another pro painter and a few ‘beginners’), and then went to watch the parade.

2 ' Wee Wifies', at Glasgow Taxis Drivers Charity Big Day Out, Troon
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I think there were about 300 taxis, mini buses, etc, ALL decorated form Bat-mobiles to kids artworks, with the taxi drivers all in fancy dress too. It was making me quite weepy – all these sick, disabled or underprivileged kids were amazed, as their entire hour long trip, people lined the streets to wave, school kids had made banners, the taxis beeped and the towns were covered in balloons…..As well as us, there was a stilt-walker/ juggler, Clyde radio running competitions, a huge disco in the town hall (kids unsure whether to stare at the lights or the karaoke machine, etc) and all sorts of things – free sweets etc! We painted all day, paid with a rather unhealthy lunch (sandwich, asstd sweet things), and Lorna brought us all fish & chips that evening. I refused crates of sweets and crisps but did take a box of bottled water…..just lovely to know people can do nice things for kids, like that whole day!
I was invited to help a lady called Bibi (1 of the UKs best face painters & owner of the online shop/ magazine I but kit form and write for) in her entry to the World Body Painting Championships. http://www.bodypainting-festival.com/english/festival_2007_en.php
I was delighted – I have always wanted to go, it looks amazing, around a lake in the mountainous region of Seeboden in Austria. For the last several years the champions have been a Welsh couple, but Raph has decided not to enter this year. As tickets on RyanAir started at under 1 pound, why not??? We are also promoting Da Vinci brushes (best Bibi has found for face painting) so I think they subsidise her a bit. Anyway, you have to register to see if you are good enough to take part, then paint a body to their theme for the first round. If you make that cut you are into the finals to paint a different body for another theme. In front of 20,000 odd people – it’s huge! I registered and then paid for tickets for the outrageous ‘Body Ball’ held on the 1st Wednesday of the weeklong event. The local castle hosts 1000’s of body painted (etc) revellers and if you don’t try to match the creative dress code, you don’t get in! Anyway, next day I had a call from the Austrian organiser asking if I would also enter their World Face Painter competition too. I was so scared I couldn’t sleep, at even the THOUGHT of doing that, but he rang again and I said yes. Eeeeeeeeeeeeek. Worst is the GODS of the industry, like the Wolfe Brothers, have entered. AND you have to go onstage with your model, (also dressed & accessorised by you) explain it after she puts on a ‘show’ for the judges, audience, film crews, giant screens……..
I headed back to Norwich for a week to start sorting our stuff piled in the farm, and getting ‘things’ done for a couple of days, including a mad night out clubbing with Michelle which started with a bunch of RAF graduates in full schoolgirl outfits (matching underwear & handbags – RAF obviously makes blokes pay attention to detail!) and ended up with a bunch of (short) firemen. REALLY good music, 1st time we tried a 90’s nigh, definitely will go again. In comfier shoes….. Next night was Tim & Heathers birthday BBQ at Brian’s which was great as a few of their friends turned up & were really keen on being face-painted/ glitter tattooed. And Sammy drove up for the weekend to!
Again I stayed a night with Mum. After a drink with George I had my usual accidental tour of the scary council estate somewhere in North Bristol, and got in a few hours later after eventually ringing him to try and work out where I was – I couldn’t see my landmark phone towers in the dark & had left the Tom-tom safely at home!
Friday afternoon I arrived at the much-awaited ‘Free Your Inner Fairy’ course. I met the Fairylove crew at Latitude last year, though I first saw Shelley’s website years ago when she was making amazing wings in a stunning wood cabin in the Australian rainforest! She & Jason have moved to an isolated 14th century house near Leominster, with workshops and other families living into the converted barns around it. I found Shelley in the herb garden (the whole house is surrounded by lawns, topiary and wonderfully neglected flower beds) with Freya (who makes Fairy dolls) and Ben & Emma,
a young couple who do live role playing (a bit like the Middle earth Tolkien stuff Jake & I used to do), run kids clubs and want to start a fairy group. Inside, the house was amazing – right up my street! Most of the rooms were plain white with wooden beams and stone or wood floors, but made wonderfully colourful by the objects & decorated furniture. Wherever she could she had glued on bright marabou fluff or feather boas, or coated them in holographic glitter! The corridor linking all the bedroom upstairs had a range of fairy wings lining its walls, and ended in several room full f dressing up clothes. Gorgeous stuff – a lot of it I would wear or even buy if I could! The idea was to have a weekend of ‘self-expression, creativity, fun, relaxation, magic, and all things fairy’. I was mainly interested in the wing-making though..

Fairy wings in the corridor to the dress up rooms, Fairylove.com HQ
Originally uploaded by wildcatfin.

Typical feather boa lamp & throne in the 14th century room at Fairylove HQ
Originally uploaded by wildcatfin.
Anyway, I was put in a room with 3 bright single beds (even chocs on the towels!) and went to get my 1st outfit on – surprised myself for going for pink (must be the red & pink mini kilt I have) not green! As Sammy was stuck in traffic driving her van from London, I started trying my new Jagua tattoo kits on Ben & Emma. It’s a ‘new’ plant based dye, used by the Amazonian Indians, and has none of the horrible side effects henna can cause AND you don’t have to keep it in a fridge. The one I did on Sammy’s foot (a design she & cousin Steph Crawford made as kids) was still strong & dark indigo blue form when I did it the day after Tim & Heathers party the weeks before. We eventually went on with the singing lesson – Fairy Kate had been preparing food but is actually a voice coach. This was in the wood-panelled room, the oldest (and warmest – log fire!) in the house. It had a funny door in 1 corner that was a cupboard where the ancient owners used to keep their wigs to pop in before answering the door! I was really nervous, its not anything I have tried before, standing in a circle and singing at other strangers, but she taught us a bunch of English, African, Gaelic and Yiddish songs that were sung in rounds or with several harmonies, and it sounded AMAZING! Annoyingly I can only now recall one of the English ones and most of the Yiddish one. I loved her beanbags - filled with small 1/2 blown up balloons, very comfy & don't pop!
Tea was gorgeous veggie stuff, and Sammy arrived around then (it was late to eat – 10pm?), stuffed down tea, got dressed up and then we were finally allowed to go and choose the blank wings we wanted to make. Shelley hand dyes white tights and makes the wire frames to start with. Then we had to start the first coat of glitter on the first side.
I decided that as I have their green pair in HK and many black/silver/ purple pairs I made myself in Norfolk I would, again, go pink to match my kilt. Sammy went peacock (green is our favourite colour), Ben was doing foresty
and the 2 girls were bright colours. So we piped on glue, sprinkled on the amazing colours of glitter (she imports them – I have never seen such fab tones!), and put the wings in yet another room to dry.
Sammy and I crashed into bed well after midnight but got up early to another sunny day.
And chose different wings and outfits. Fairy Shelley brought the wings I had ordered & designed over from her workshop – rainbow – STUNNING!
A huge fry-up went down well, and then we did a second (outlining) layer of glitter and put the wings in the sun to dry.
A yoga lesson followed – I tried this once before but the woman didn’t do things slowly enough & I had no clue – this was far better. But I had no balance at all. I swear someone was snoring in the relaxation bit at the end. Quite random doing it all staring up at the giant mirror ball Shelley’s partner had bought for their annual Glastonbury festival stall!
After that we sat out in the sun gluing ‘gems’ onto the first side of the wings, then had lunch outside in the courtyard garden. Even the salad had edible glitter in it!

Lunch at Fairylove.com HQ. Even the salad had edible glitter.....
Originally uploaded by wildcatfin.
After lunch I changed to try out my Sammy taught the others who wanted to how to do somersaults on the giant trampoline, the Ben tried to teach us how to twirl pois. He had a few including ‘winged’ ones which were rather funky.
Shelly who is a fab photographer, did a photo shoot with us, and then decided we need some bubbly.
I quickly painted faces (annoyingly they were all up for everything like that but I didn’t have tome!) and we went on a ‘Fairy Raid’ to Leominster for supplies.
Followed by a random walkabout amongst stunned locals. Fairy Shelley apparently always dresses up and is expected to be handing out wishes at the Sunday car boot, but with Sammy in full cheeky-fairy panto mode and the rest of us singing he songs we had learned I think we were a bit more - inconspicuous? After 1 man asked us to pop into his local, it turned into a pub-crawl. So, bubbly in the veg patch, the first glitter layer on the second wing side, and tea.
After tea, Ben did a glow-in-the-dark phase changing UV poi show outside (we stayed in the warm) which looked like mad souped up fireflies whizzing round. Then we had a good boogie and Sammy went mad with costume changes….wee hours before bed again!

Fairy Shelley & Sammy taking a pic of their faces in the oldest room at Fairylove HQ
Originally uploaded by wildcatfin.
Didn’t make it to the car boot – too tired/ busy! More glitter and gems, learning how to wrap our antennae, glue on feathers & flowers……….etc! Also a stint in their shop and then photos with our own self-made wings.

1st side my fairy wings before adding feathers, flowers & wire antennae
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I started it but Sammy had a thing for my fairy bum/ bustle.... I made these wings!!!
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After teary goodbyes, Sammy & I drove to meet her Dad & Liz in a pretty wood-beamed town. So there we are in tutus and wings striding past 4000 people queuing in their raincoats for open-air theatre in the castle! The pub we ate in were surprised to, when I went for drink the one local who could shut his jaw and speak said’ We don’t get many o’ your sort in ‘ere’. Then I drove off to see Rowenna, the Welsh fairy who hand fasted Peter & I.

Baristas cup shot for George in a random medieval village. with 4000 queuing behind us to get into the castle for a theatre fest.....
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